Site is gonna be all weird while I stick it all in a wacky new framework. It's nearly there.

Now with all the annoying javascript shit I love.

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Surveys

bathrooms are the highways of disease - vote
never lift the seat from the "crotch".
 17% 4 votes
hit the flush lever with your boot.
 4% 1 votes
worry about the water on your hands from the sink leaving a "bad impression" on the doorknob.
 13% 3 votes
hover.
 17% 4 votes
line the seat with toilet paper.
 4% 1 votes
contemplate the light brown and yellow, where toilet meets floor.
 25% 6 votes
why don't some people flush, are they just retards or something?
no votes
I always feel a little funny when the seat is still warm.
 8% 2 votes
I worry about cameras.
 8% 2 votes
I check for cameras.
 4% 1 votes
I install cameras.
 17% 4 votes
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