Site is gonna be all weird while I stick it all in a wacky new framework. It's nearly there.

Now with all the annoying javascript shit I love.

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Surveys

misfortune and break dancing don't mix, a greek tragedy
a humming bird hit the glass office building. I watched it fall
 13% 1 votes
drums in the distance as I hear them gaining on me
 13% 1 votes
a black cat who likes to play games, circling me slowly
 13% 1 votes
a joke about crashing. no wood to knock on. the car is entirely plastic
 38% 3 votes
an orchestra of casually placed toys played me down the stairs
 13% 1 votes
the door is locked from the inside as it starts to rain
 13% 1 votes
a seconds difference
 25% 2 votes
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